An Aerosmith/Queen Joke

So Tom Hamilton say, "Hey John wanna see my party trick?", John Deacon, "Ok!". TH,"Well I can tell what wood any bass guitar is made of just by putting my little finger in the jack socket". He picks ups John's Precision Bass, inserts his pinky, then sniffs it and says 'Canadian maple'!, he then picks up a 'musicman' bass, inserts pinky, sniffs it again, thinks for a moment and says 'Japanese Alder!" Tom then  does this for two more basses.."Brazilian Mahogany! Louisiana Swamp ash!"


John, "Very impressive!". "So", says Tom, "Do you have any party tricks?", "Not really" says John sniffing his fingers, "...but Steven Tyler's definitely from Boston!"